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My favorite steal joke is “why does it hold pirates so extended to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT hilarious but because it’s a relatively easy joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all ponder it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr
Another classic is
“Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck!”
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Where do pirates get their hooks?
The second hand store.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea.
(Courtesy of my 6 year old)
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
The letter P, without it he’s irate.
A pirate goes to the doctor and tell, "I have moles on me back aaarrrghh."
The doctor: "It's ok, they're benign."
Pirate: "Count again, I think there be ten!"
What is a Pirate's favorite letter?
The one from the General Manager telling him he's been traded to the Mets.
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Since We're Doing Plunder Jokes. What Does Every Snatch Hate?
A small chest with no booty.
What is a pirate's LEAST favorite letter?
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A pirate walked into a bar.
He had a wooden leg, an eye patch and a hook for a hand. The bartender was curious. "How did you get that wooden leg?" he asked.
The pirate took a swig of ale. "'Twas a terrible sea battle. I stood bravely, directly facin
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Where carry out pirates get their hooks?
A pirates first day
The modern pirate asks the captain how he got the peg leg....
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What do pirates call prostitutes
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Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?
When receiving payment in gold coins, pirates used to verify their purity by biting into them
Apple have come up with a new revolutionary eye patch for pirates.
(I'm sorry)