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My favorite steal joke is “why does it hold pirates so extended to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT hilarious but because it’s a relatively easy joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all ponder it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

Another classic is

“Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck!”

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Where do pirates get their hooks?

The second hand store.

What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?

Boo tea.

(Courtesy of my 6 year old)

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

The letter P, without it he’s irate.

A pirate goes to the doctor and tell, "I have moles on me back aaarrrghh."

The doctor: "It's ok, they're benign."

Pirate: "Count again, I think there be ten!"

What is a Pirate's favorite letter?

The one from the General Manager telling him he's been traded to the Mets.



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Since We're Doing Plunder Jokes. What Does Every Snatch Hate?

A small chest with no booty.

What is a pirate's LEAST favorite letter?

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A pirate walked into a bar.

He had a wooden leg, an eye patch and a hook for a hand. The bartender was curious. "How did you get that wooden leg?" he asked.

The pirate took a swig of ale. "'Twas a terrible sea battle. I stood bravely, directly facin

Pirates Jokes

Why do pirates care for reddit?

It be the top place to exchange stolen content for gold.

Where carry out pirates get their hooks?

A pirates first day

It's a pirate's first day on a new ship. While swabbing the deck, he is approached by the captain. The captain is a weathered, veteran sailer and has three of the iconic pirate maladies- a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and an eyepatch.


The modern pirate asks the captain how he got the peg leg....

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What do pirates call prostitutes

What is a pirates favorite letter?

The one from the Governor telling him he's been pardoned.

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because they spend years at C.

When receiving payment in gold coins, pirates used to verify their purity by biting into them

In other word, criminals only accepting payment in bit coins goes long way back

Apple have come up with a new revolutionary eye patch for pirates.

It's called the iEye patch.

(I'm sorry)

There was a Pirate Captain who had an curious way of pillaging ships..

Prowling the edges of hazardous waters where storms and large reefs were usual, the Captain and his crew would pick o