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The best: Nikki Glazer and I don't deliberate it was end. Her delivery is so great and I find it refreshing when a pretty good looking female in her own right objectifies men. I believe her and Giraldo are my two favorite roasters of all time. The Gronk "even me know that isn't real money" line was the top of the late hours.Al Czervik said:
I concur. Nikki and Ross were top tier. Also thought the dude with the mustache was right up there with them.Payne said:
Also surprised by the lack of contributions here.
Nikki is always good. As is Ross.
I didn't care for Tom and Bert at all. Thought that was a swing and miss.Click to expand...
Also didn't consider Tom and Bert were funny at all. They just stood there laughing. I could execute that.
And Kevin Hart was not a good host.Click to expand...
Funny and plenty great in their own rights: Ross, Sam Jay, Tony Hinchcliffe, Will Farrell.
Surprisingly good: Bledsoe - I reflection he was brilliant and by far the best of the non-comedians. Edelman and Belichik were are also entertaining and Gronk organism Gronk worked. Brady was goo
The MVP’s & Optimal Jokes From The Roast Of Tom Brady
On Sunday nighttime, comedy and sports fans united together for an titanic roast of Tom Brady. When Netflix announced the roast earlier this year - which was to take place during the Netflix is a Joke Festival in Los Angeles - we knew we had to be there. We were blessed enough to view everything unfold in person, while creature simultaneously live streamed.
The vibe in the room was just as infectious as it seemed on TV. It was a sea of Tom Brady fans, but also just as many people that weren’t fans who couldn’t hold on to see Brady get roasted. From the moment that fans were creature brought in to the end of the show, it was clear that this was the hottest ticket in town.
With any roast, there’s going to be some hits and misses. But there were so many standout moments that we had to shout them out. We’re going to take a look at the best roast jokes from the talented participants, and view who got the best burns in.
Kevin Hart
“I mean, Jesus Christ, Tom. One of the smartest quarterbacks ever played a game. How did you not observe [his recent divorce] coming? Eight fucking karate classes a day. … Eight karate classes a day
The 30 Best Jokes and Craziest Moments From Tom Brady’s Netflix Roast, From Gronk Smashing Glasses to Gisele Divorce Puns
It was a long late hours for Tom Brady at his live Netflix comedy roast, as it was for the rest of us watching from home.
Starting with a bloody OJ Simpson jersey and closure with Brady smashing an iPhone on stage, the Netflix live event, “The Greatest Roast of All-Time: Tom Brady,” honored the seven-time Super Bowl champion. The modern-day legend faced his biggest challenge yet: being roasted by comedians and his former NFL teammates.
At times hilarious and at others a bit cringe-worthy, the unedited inhabit event was a lengthy affair that made one truly appreciate the editors of the Comedy Primary roasts. Their task was to condense the content into a concise, entertaining 60-minute presentation. Here, bits went on far too long, and former football players had glazed looks in their eyes in the background. The comedians who do this for a living performed incredibly well, while the others… well, showed up.
The QB took so many hits regarding his failed marriage to supermodel Gisele Bündchen, which was surprising in moments where it didn’t seem to let up for a singl
Guy walks into a bar, sees a piano being played by a man who couldn’t be more than a foot statuesque . Finds a magic lamp on the bar, rubs it, a genie appears. “What is your wish, master?”
“I’d like a million bucks.”
“A million what?”
“A million bucks.”
“You wish is granted.” As the genie vanishes with a poof! a million ducks fill the bar.
“That’s not what I wanted!” The bartender looks at him and says, “Do you assume I wished for a 12-inch pianist?”
I’ve mentioned before that standup may be like music for me in that, the older I get, the less modern stuff I discover and appreciate. The only difference being, while I can listen to aged band albums over and over, it’s rare that I attend to old standup albums or watch old standup specials. Although many releases hold up, standup tends to age like milk.
Shane Gillis is a Big Deal and I gave his Netflix special a shot. I turned it off after five minutes. A Shane Gillis punchline could be, “Huh huh, that’s so gay dude.” I wasn’t offended, just bored.
I watched the Roast of Tom Brady this past weekend and while Gillis wasn’t on the dias, he was shown in the audience several times, and his spirit was certainly a part of the show. The speci