What is the gay zodiac sign
I promise that I’m an intelligent educated person who understands that science is real and facts are facts. I am extremely well-read. I believe in evolution. I have a degree from a very reputable college. If your discovery of the evidence that I’m totally obsessed with the zodiac and lesbian horoscope compatibility changes your opinion of me, so be it. I will try to defeat you back by posting a picture of myself in boy briefs.
All that said, you’re allowed to take or leave horoscopes, tarot cards, and other things that I uncover fascinating and worth exploring. I know there’s a question about it on your OkCupid profile (and don’t even pretend appreciate you didn’t know that), so I know that at some point in your hook-up seeking lives, most lesbians, gays and queers have to confront the question of whether or not you “believe in it, don’t consider in it, or detect it fun to reflect about”. And weirdly enough, I know that most queers seem to be super into things enjoy the horoscope and the otherwise “esoteric”? Is it because we all went through a The Craft phase? Is it that whole thing where lesbianism equals witchcraft? Whatever it is, it’s working.
I’ve been studying the zodiac until
The air signs are the three gayest signs. And while the evident answer for number one would be Gemini, the actual answer is Libra.
Go ahead. Try to name a direct Libra. I’m waiting. Hmm okay. Are you sure that name you just said is straight? Yeah, didn’t ponder so.
Libras are entertaining and flirty and misunderstood. That is what? Gay. And they are sensitive. Also gay. Libras are best acknowledged for seeing all sides sometimes to a fault. Queer gay gay. As gay people we are outcasts and that changes our morality and causes us to glance at the planet in new ways. Or at least it should!
Oh a Libra broke your heart? Oh successfully. A Libra broke my heart last year. What did I do? I started dating another Libra. Because I’d rather risk heartbreak from the gayest sign than be bored.
To quote Adore Delano, “I’m a fucking Libra.” Except I’m not. I’m just a Capricorn with good flavor who is always right.
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GAY AND LESBIAN HOROSCOPE
Signs and curiosities
Aries
(March 21 – April 19)
These boys are very emotional. Their emotional impulses dominate the right brain. This characteristic promotes passionate scenes which can have disagreeable results, some of which can embarrassingly hold place in public. They are possessive and jealous without measure and are very perseverant, at least until they get what they want. If they can’t have what they want right away, they can become quite charming to obtain their goals. Generally, Aries are pretty fit and hate to be nearby people who lament their woes too often. When they plunge in love they are very strong. They detest deceiving their partner and do not enjoy love adventures. The boys of Aries need to be waited on by their partners. When he returns home from a long day, he wants his lover to wait on him with a martini in one hand and a bon-bon in the other. They can also tend to be too protective. They accept defeat, but it’s impossible for him to tolerate someone contradicting his ideas. Aries want to be noticed by other boys and will accomplish everything in their power to be so. They